OK easter holidays over, kids back to school....yippee!!
Is it just me that gets hugely hormonal and hits the self destruct button when the kids are home, jesus talk about blow-in a friggin gasket. I have never been a mumsy mum bet lately been any kinda mum has been hard.

I gotta 11 yr old daughter who thinks shes 18. Lippy, gob shite, snappy, rude, stubborn and has more hormone's than a contraceptive pill!!

Then there's my 7 yr old, who is her sisters side kick!! Copies the common cheek which orates from my eldest's mouth perfectly........and on top of this she is sooooooooo mardy!!

Then my sweet little angel cheeks, 3 yr old child from hell, don't believe me then you have him!! He screams and screams and screams.......bangs doors, stomps his feet and talks back. Yes talks back, i never in a million years thought i would ever have my child act like the way he does towards me!!

The noise in our home is off the scale, a bit like if you are sat in the middle of a busy train station or in a built up part of town. Then theres the animals, the loody animals!!
I now have an incontinant dog that is an escape atist, we should have called him dodger. He jumps on the sides, the table, pulls down my blinds as he gets tangeled in them.....etc

I need to take a deep breath and remind myself i am human and its ok to say im tired, i had enough and for gods sake KIDS SHURRUP!!!